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Two muffins are in an oven, one says to the other "gee, isn't it hot in here?" the other says "holy shit, a talking muffin!"

All aboard the gay train!

New Chain

a beautiful birthday cake with a beautiful lady jumping out of it

a baby pacifier with eyes tells you to just do it nike style

a fish rectangle yells "pronko!"

A bottle of S.S. lotion jizzes rainbows.

An edgy post-punk Hamlet watches Shark-phelia die.

They didn't like this over at r/aww. what do you guys think?

Someone told you to stop painting the walls in your own blood...by using your blood. Nice bloody handprint there too!

It is a lion's head.

A man pouring dye into a vat of clothes

a white piece of paper was given a face to ask you why

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