natives charge a massive logging robot, that has cut down nearly all the trees on their planet
a pair of aliens are calling batman using the bat-lamp, so he can rescue their bio-dome farm from a crack that's appeared in the glass
the earth is so polluted that it resembles a molding orange.
a space ship resembling a shrimp hovers and extends its gangway onto the landing pad of a building on a steep hill. Two suns are in the sky.
a guy is being massaged by a red car that is smoking a pipe. The guy is dead. The car doesn't know.
How about a new chain?! Things inside a jam jar!
a woman telling a black guy to fuck off, not because he is black, but because he is a car (and he knows he is being a car).
peas vs christians
a man sees things from two perspectives and it makes his face melt. His eye dribbles down his cheek like spit.
someone wearing square glasses has been awake at the computer for too long. Their eyes are starting to go red and bleed.
a ghost is getting lessons on how to be scary from a bigger ghost
kid with number 1 on his tshirt is laden with buckets of M&M