Some kind of horrific human-gone-wrong points towards the heavens, cursing God for bringing such torment that is its existence, into reality

Mario and Sonic start inexplicably inflating during a nice picnic

Nintendo has become completely bankrupt as shown by leaked gameplay footage of sonic fighting the newcomer in the newest Super Smash Bros.

Scott Pilgrim balances a midget on his noodle neck while an old woman with a hotdog shows him her thumb

The number 4 stares angrily towards you while traveling at the speed of light within the ovaries