Jewish weasel looks at calendar

NICOLAS CAAAAAAAAAAAGE

POWER RHINOCEROUS, FLYING THROUGH THE CENTURIEEEEEEEEES, SAVING ALL THE WOMEN, SAVIN THE DAAAAAAAAY

Cat box scuttles with many horrifying legs

Dicks everywhere, and english kings with humps that push their nephews out of towers

Shocked man is beheaded by unknown force, probably Sonic the Hedgehog