Exotic blue-haired unicorn takes a bath in pepto bismol under the blazing hot sun.

The magical door into the universe

A pillow chewing on a woman's foot, so hard that her knee exploded.

Mexican, transvestite shark.

an airplane designed by homosexuals.

Snake pondering about a brick wall.

a purple dinosaur and an apricot having a boxing match.

Cyclops' at a construction site.

two snails racing. to the death!

A bubblegum machine was hungry, so he killed his uncle for bubblegum.

Willy Wonka with a meme face masturbates to a chocolate bar.

Pacman's son as a rebellious teenager; making Pacman cry.

 
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