A pig with really skinny legs.

An unhappy robot surrounded by frogspawn.

Geeky architecture nerd with really bad acne.

Pippi Longstockings.

A guy called Huva Hopoop is boxing.

A cheezel, which one can only assume is some kind of weasel made of cheese but appears to be manifested as strange, orange, parasitic worms.

'Micheal Jackson' is clearly wrong; only the true Michael Jackson will be accepted.

A fresh, hot buffet for flies.

Sauteed Morph