OOGA BOOGA WER DA WITE WOMIN @?

Hey it's like that one game uhh what's it called? Helicopter, yeah. - the helicopter, though. And it was blue/black, not red/purple/green.

Two people who look exactly the same slightly kinda like but not really the same singer.

I've started two chains in the past 5 turns. I wanna start something different, like a fire.

Ronald Reagan saving orphans from a burning building while fighting off communist ninjas.

A man shot in the head outside Africa's largest-known estate.

A submarine with two large missile shooters and what appears to be a shirt pocket, showing off his coat.

A car inside a tomato inside an eggplant inside a pile of shit or mud or something what the fuck

OI YA FANSEE A KUP OF TEE M8? YA BETUH DRINCK SUM OR IMMA CLOK U IN DA MOUF YA STOOPID KUNT

Man what chu know 'bout dat batman he owe me $7 imma fuck him up soon

Man leaning against a brick wall smoking what appears to be a stick of pocky.

I think it's like, Homestuck or something. I don't know, I'm not a cop.