Edward Cullen finds himself transformed into a seal, pondering life's meaning by a river of blood.

A mushroom on top of two crab puffs.

KANYE WEST

I don't even.

A bottle of ketchup spelled incorrectly.

THE ROCKETEER

Lightning cutting down a tree.

Happy Days!

Is this Genie I dream of??... No... NO! THIS IS DIARRHEA!

"I like Jukebox The Ghost, they're pretty underground... I doubt you've ever heard of them..."

The axe murder was "Fun, Fun Fun" until the daddy took the T-bird away.

WATCH OUT, IT'S THE DOLPHIN MAN!!