This is the regular asshole Sonic

God sent a piece of paper down & some dude is selling it for $1,000

PEAS attack uneasy kid

That deal with the Devil for eyes that shoot shit out of them was taken too literally

House.

Skrillex

Nic Cage inspiring Jesus to eat McDonald's

Hesitation

Penguin. Possibly confused

Excited/scarily pleased guy

Benedict Cumberbatch sobbing in the corner