HOW DOES THE ELEPHANT HOLD THAT KNIFE?????????

the cat with the blue diamonds in her eyes

kawaii pirate flag of teachers

a blue toothbrush. how interesting. seriously, this is the most interesting thing ever. wow. a toothbrush wow.

hey, you. stop masturbating.

monocle man is not amused by your bullshit

the most overrated thing

ginger explains how he transplanted an elephant's trunk to make a new nose

"Now you season the Mario with a bit of salt, and he's ready for the grill" --Cooking with Bowser

goddammit. there's red hair in my coffee

draw what you're wearing right now

a king picking his nose in jail