the sun does whatever it pleases, you prick.

the dislike bar is liek justin bieber's hat.

whale wars.

a dog wearing a broccoli hat.

playing poker?

:)))))

a triangle with squiggly arms saying, "FUCK RACISM."

pizza... or something.

giant penis.

oh boy! poop!

a snake with a small penis jizzing blood on a red triangle.

omg'ing/wtf'ing at bbq.

TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×