A man is elated to find a loaf of sourdough with a penis erupting from it inside of his birthday box

New Chain

A red, white, and black windmill. Think Germany

oh no they has taken mah bukkit

Love has torn this swingset apart

A dog's chest has been shaved to show some mighty pecs

A small child tells a pink shirted, red tied creeper that he has a nice outfit, and the creepy guy thanks him for it

A cowboy velociraptor stands underneath the eiffel tower

The messiest autograph

Dr. House (like, a doctor who is a house) is sick and needs a new pen

New Chain

Two guys one stump

A shirtless lesbian with boobs for shoulders has a Pinocchio nose and green nipples

Furry exposing self oh my god get it away

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