The worst toy in the world.

Angry football couch, with no team to yell at.

Betsey Ross is too drunk to finish making the American flag

Burt (of Burt and Ernie) all grown-up, bald, and serious-looking.

A small green crab applying lipstick to a woman's mouth

SQUAWK!

Nighttime, with carrots.

One of those stealth planes that looks like a big black triangle unloading a cheese drop.

Spatulas attack!

A dude suddenly realizing his arm is missing.

Kermit surfing.

A nerdy girl is crying blood, making her hands into fists.