Doodle or Die

Girl gets fired

The duckfeathers realize they're about to get vaporized to they engage in an all out no holds barred fight to the death.

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dr girlfriend shows off "her" luscious tits

Upon discovering his wife cheating on him, he decides to tastefully feed her what he thinks of her.

Jesus slowly dies a second time as the people come to realize he only exists with imagination.

Jewrio makes off the bank with a large sum of shek-cash.

Frustrated, the flying horse bird decides to shit on a gay couple making out in the park during a snowstorm.

While auditioning for a band as lead singer, the archangel Michael decides to tastefully censor his angelic car.

Hulk realizes that the fish's flower is too small to have sex with, so it is released back into the wild.

Guy scratches balls during his funeral speech

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