Some slut wrote a guy a love note describing how good the sex felt. She wants to give him his condom back.

"HOW DO I PUNCH? WHERE'SS DA 'A' BUTTON?!" "YO, TRY DA CHINESE ONE" "PERSON DEY ALL CHINESE!"

Shitty redditer asking for upboats and instant graham subscribers.

WHAT THE FUCK GET OFF OF MY COMPUTER YOU SNOT NOSED LITTLE BRAT. I SAVED UP MY SUMMER JOB MONEY FOR THAT. USE THE LAPTOP IN THE DEN.

Kirby mistakenly ate a basketball. Now he and Charles Barkley must team up to stop the forces of evil in 'Slammer Star Ultra' for the SNES!

Bugs bunny shoved carrots in the guy from Cyanide & Happiness' eyes.

Kirby mistakenly ate a basketball. Now he and Charles Barkley must team up to stop the forces of evil in 'Slammer Star Ultra' for the SNES!

A polar bear sleeping through a blizzard beside an igloo in Antarctica

Kirby mistakenly ate a basketball. Now he and Charles Barkley must team up to stop the forces of evil in 'Slammer Star Ultra' for the SNES!

Out of me way! They're after me lucky charms