Don't leave me, Skips!

dante chooses his next words carefully

the contents of your pockets begin to ooze and drip pasta sauce as you resist the urge to soil yourself, however to no avail.

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obama's private jet

skyrim enjoying his favorite erotic fan fiction

a bond between a slug and a snail

man angry because he cannot play call of duty: aliens edition

this man can not be fucked to stop his chair from falling over while he is sitting on it

A FUCKIN BUNNY AN SHIT

a stick of butter with buck teeth

man wants out of a pool