a sculptor creates meta-commentary of his own work

a triforce made out of butter

An educated anteater sitting atop a golden fence.

Abject refusal.

a piece of blue ribbon flees the room in disbelief

Someone grabbing their tongue with a hand, in a surprisingly successful attempt to lick his or her own eyeball.

It seems like Goldilocks is growing a bit of a 5 o'clock shadow.

Identity confusion.

confused asparagus

a bunch of people on fire, being informed of their impending doom

Some kinda raft floating down a river on a summer night, with fireflies.

Samara from the ring, but in duck form.