A duck is, and has always been, watching you.
Nyan-cat is being examined for rainbow-rot. The diagnosis is not good.
A flower has visited a field and thinks it is the best vacation EVER.
A flower has grown enraged and immolated itself.
A mime has a nosebleed.
A raccoon which has stored static electricity within its own body!
A tree wearing an awesome hat.
A bear wants a sexual disease.
A bald man with a skull helmet is brewing a SKULL POTION
The riddler has a new outfit, but preferred his old one.
Beans are only 59.99!
A bottom is requesting that somebody stop speaking.