Dog looks on as seven smiling people commit suicide by drowning themselves in a pool of pepto-bismol.

An abomination with a really long tongue is "Cookoo [sic] for [unintelligible]"

Rick Perry's funky dance provokes a surprised reaction.

Just 'cause I've got three arms and you've got no upper torso doesn't mean we can't have a great time together.

Gingerbread man has an existential crisis.

Four sperm are confused - looks like someone else got there first!

Yeah, fuck that guy.

A jelly bean listening to his ipod in a cave. He hasn't noticed the red gloop that's about to swallow him.

Herpderpdur, the great new energy drink. It will knock your face sideways.

New design for the Department of Derp

woman wearing orange latex catsuit looks down and sees a rainbow shooting out from her cleavage

kid with a horrible haircut shouting crazy shit through a megaphone. he also has a remarkably long left arm.

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