A man beating a pile of dead horses with a rake.

A fetal child pisses itself as it crawls from a crack whore mother whos only hair is two brown pigtails. dont blame me, thats what they drew

A mosquito taking the Magic Johnson challenge.

A woman is very confused at her clown-headed vibrator.

Ben Affleck.

A man snapping into a slim jim as he robs a conjoined twin with 5 eyes. one of which is horribly misshapen.

BIGGGG FUGGIN MUSTACHE

A half-dog half-pikachu hybrid has two green tennis balls, one in his mouth and one on his head. he seems happy.

A legless father tells his legless son to stop being a clam.

A cat rofling.

A man is unsatisfied with his talking birthday card that simply speaks "Low Battery"

A sad attempt at drawing rageface from Ebaumsworld.

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