Conan O'Brien reads Max Weinberg's Eulogy. Comedy Ensues.

Nick Swardson Presents: Gay Robot!!! Now on Broadway.

You see his face peer out from the dark. "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down." The scream never leaves your throat.

Photoshopping the man's face it came to mind that he was in fact, very plain looking.

You ever see Princess Mononoke? I haven't. But i recognize the character. Its that kind of sad trivial knowledge that keeps me up at night.

A feeling of blue. A sad feeling of blue. Azure sadness. Sadness AZUUL.

Sad Sombrero. Its Sad. And its a sombrero.

"And lo the hair was purple. Thine body shall be a star, and lightning shall fly forth. And it was good." - Genesis 19:82

Steve Austin read the bible outloud to elderly man. Though the man was an atheist, he did not complain, for fear of bodily harm.

Apparently I have an awesome. And it is to the right of a pointing man.

The Youtube Logo beckons you. Rebecca Black's Friday plays in the background. Somewhere a small child weeps at the loss of their father.

Charlie Brown commits suicide. Linus finds him and covers up the body with his blanket.