Old people think they're always right.

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Lyra is about to burst with excitement as she asks Twilight how having hands was! Twilight seems to want to keep it a secret.

Dragon breathing fire, spelling "yes"

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it's a christmas miracle! a bow-tie made out of candy!

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The purple lady is "elergic" to bees! HELP HER!

a bald man stares at the big breasts of his WoW character

a nazi who doesn't know how to draw a swastika

peter griffin turns punk

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a nerd playing world of warcraft

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the universe according to a janitor

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a stalker man pees on the window of a girl's car while she's in it, screaming.

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