Cartman is just big boned.

A princess walks through her kingdom, oblivious to the plight of the commoner dying on the side of the road.

Isolation fox tells you to fuck off from his very lonely cave. He doesn't mean it. He may just need love to melt his calloused heart.

Hedwig needs Harry to step off his crippling porn habit. Harry, however, is simply curious, not judgmental. Hedwig is made uncomfortable.

The whore-house at the top of shit hill is on fire.

A man in a mask eating all of your money. He is a soul-less figure of greed and mindless consumption, with no care as to your well-being.

Jesus Christ. I think it's someone with a hernia shitting snakes.

Mr. Popo, wearing an Asian rice farmer's hat, cracks some jokes with one of the ghosts from Bowser's castle in Super Mario Bros.

A sad Waluigi with freakishly long arms. He might be reaching out for a hug, or trying to explain why he is so sad with hand movements.

A man floating down a river, but he looks unhappy. He is naked.

All hail the mighty volcano!

Donald duck is the angry German kid.