Quaint man exhales the vilest, most aggressively offensive gust of stank breath known to man. Then it gains sentience and fires lighting.

The sexiest man ever.

Satan chats on the phone with his friend like a catty schoolgirl.

Delicious Bill Cosby.

Pink haired tribesman sacrifices own testicles for the moon god.

A person comments on his distaste for red sportscars.

The one-hundredth saw, ever.