The young womans eyes droop depressingly as she attempts to hold her heavy breasts in place.She knows she'll have back problems and will sag

OOC shrek

"I am just too awesome too!" The useless Mac product replied with sheer annoyance in his voice. The mouse laid by its side idly.

"My measles!" cried the teenage dinosaur with his mom's name tattooed on his left butt cheek.

New Chain

THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS STARTED! A ZOMBIE LUNGES AFTER YOU FROM YOUR RIGHT. YOU GRAB WINDEX FROM YOUR LEFT. WHAT DO?!

Baby little chips from the lays bag thinks I'm their father, when I'm really their angel of death.

New Chain

You lie down on your bed, staring into the ceiling. You are trying to figure out the concept of death. You're a potato.

A facial expression from an egoraptor cartoon

Science I don't understand

A Racist ass drawing drawn by a redneck dumbass/troll

"Uh...What?"

rainbow

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