Slenderman farted a nasty one.

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Oprah has been privately breeding and eating her babies for decades to achieve immortality.

A bike kills a rock while a seashell cries as it's happening.

Doodle or Die

A happy ladybug dancin in the rain with no worries.

A ninja who thinks he's a duck.

The word stop underlined in purple. Everything is used with the medium size. The S is red, the T green, the O black and the P is light blue.

An enormous purple coat drifts through the cosmos looking for a puny blue man bitch.

An evil wiener dog looking to anally rape someone.

A coke can that was ran over and crushed by a car, making a terrible yet somehow funny pun.

New Chain

A raging war between the Utopian Kingdoms of the High Heavens and the Chaotic Pits of the Burning Hells.

An angelic flaming potato descending from the heavens.

Justin Bieber decides to become a transvestite donkey witch and change his already extremely flamboyant name to Justina Bieber.

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