This goes into a bar, and

I am the Pumpkin King!

crazy person throwing spaghetti at a snake

the venus de milo with a red moustache

Max Fiesta, famous celebrity, is rocking a tophat

Pokemon expert points to a chalkboard

pink yogurt with rainbow sprinkles and a cherry on top wearing a silver chain

a Furby took waaaaaaaaay too much LSD

Flaming spam!

Hypnotoad grew a glorious beard

An lonley, orphaned volume

A pair of beans have contracted small pox! Quick, someone vaccinate them!