Smuppet

A man looks down at the ground solemnly. A concerned woman walks up behind him, asking "Lose your gay again?" "Yup," the man replies

CREEPER NO CREEPING

Yo listen up here's the story about a little guy that lives in a blue world

A blue purse with a yellow strap in the dark.

A pepper and an orange about ready to get in a fist fight

snowman with a hairy chest

Man walks away triumphantly but with a bit of lost sanity from the annoying Charlie who is lying on the ground and bleeding

Richard Cheese

"Duck!" A baseball exclaims, examining a small yellow duck in a nearby puddle

Happy adorable fat guy about to eat some pizza

Most scientifically accurate portrayal of evolution. Rock -> Fish -> Fridge with alphabet magnets -> Posh pig smoking pipe -> Bearded Man