A bib-wearing picture frame is tormented by the presence of a carrot.

A tailless horse with its legs fused together and a derpy green face. Nature has been cruel to this poor beast.

Indrid Cold.

Man excitedly reaches into a box labeled "Spliffs," but is confused when his hand is bitten by a tapeworm and he instantly acquires pinkeye.

A fallacious argument in favor of Gingers having souls.

Smiling elephant with a collar and leash on his trunk.

Remains of Johnny Appleseed found frozen in a state of dismay.

Two-man band: One plays the bongos, the other plays the shamisen. Both are wearing cooked turkeys as hats.

We, my friend, are the gibberlings three -- as merry a band as you ever did see!

Man's giant cone-shaped hat is too heavy, causes him to fall over.

Hand-with-a-face-on-it is dismayed to find pac-man eating a piece of paper.

Santa encounters severe turbulence, is flung violently from his sleigh. He lands in a garbage compactor, à la Shredder from the TMNT movie.