The snail insists it is your "buddy". You will never trust this suspicious snail. What tangled web will he weave next.

A faceless woman stares at a portrait of herself. She feels nothing. Her life is empty.

"Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" "No, it's an actual snake."

"Behold!" The Fallout advertisement claims, "This (radioactive) Nokia phone has survived horrifying nuclear fallout... and so too can you!"

[Twilight Zone Intro Music]

Deadpool is worried over the wellbeing of (INSERT OBJECT HERE)

A faceless overtanned cheerleader stumbling towards you menacingly as if coming straight out of a horror movie

Second most commonly drawn word/thing on this website.

Spiderman x Deadpool hardcore yaoi.

ALL HAIL SIR DUCK KING, RULER OF ALL.

Vague men having a vague fight in the distance.

A grotesque demon with his eyeball hanging out of his head. What a sight to behold.