TH3 M4T3SPR1T SYMBOL W1TH 4 SM1L3Y F4C3

4 TROLL HOLD1NG 4 DOLL4R S1GN, ST4ND1NG 1N FRONT OF GR4FF1T1 TH4T S4YS "GR4PH1TT1." OBV1OUSLY TH3 COOL3ST COOLK1D 4ROUND.

4 S3A HUM4N W4V1NG 4T YOU

4N 4L4RM CLOCK H4T3S 4 D3L1C1OUS F1SH. >:]

SOM3 COOL-K1D W1TH GRUB-S4US3 1N H1S NOS3.

P4C-TROLL G1V1NG TH3 CY4N SP1R1T 4 B1G HUG

P4TH3T1C HUM4N 4DM1TS TH4T TH31R P4TH3T1C W3B BROWS3R 1S P4TH3T1C.

B4TM4N K1CK1NG 4 R3D L. WH4T 4 DOUCH3B4G!

4 P1ZZ4-H34D3D HUM4N HOLD1NG UP 4 P1ZZ4 D1SP3NS4RY C4LL3D P1ZZ4 SH4Q B3C4US3 TH3Y 4PP4R3NTLY MURD3R3D H1S W1F3 *SWOOOOON*