"D-don't hit on me y-you baka gaijin e-e-elves..." says Mrs. Santa Claus

Tron just isn't what it used to be...

Doodle or Die

Something a grown-up man shouldn't be watching and frankly should really not even exist.

Daily Dose! - As recommended my Dr. Piccolo. No more than 5mg a day.

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A mildly aroused hand

Doodle or Die

Whiskers is a world renowned dentist. And so is his cat.

Winnie the Pooh in a HUGE-ASS T-shirt that says BOO. He's trying to be an anarchist.

Tapeworms having a polite discussion about philosophy, human error and eating raw fish.

HEY! LISTEN! Also, chocolate chip cookies.

Doodle or Die

A cross-breed between a goat and Seathe the Scaleless shrieking.

Worms the game

Internet Explorer brutally murdering Firefox, snarkily remarking that "it better not stain."

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