Mary Jane holds out her hat to catch the rain BECAUSE SHE IS A THIRSTY HOE WHO WANT THE GOBLIN AND NOT THE SPIDER! DAMNIT PETER A BOY IS MOR

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Illuminati pyramid had a baby with Mr. Monopoly. He has the power to shoot rainbows out of his armpits

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old man didn't get 2 alkaseltzer only one, so he burps in nick's face to piss him off. How else would he ever get his teeth pearly white?

A french man has an existential crisis as he is faced with a description he cannot fathom. To compensate he draws homestar runner

a confident man with the most voluptuous butt in this side of the universe, so much so he had his initials stamped on each cheek."E" "S"

Doodle or Die

Little Timmy was a good boy and now gets to play on his uncle's unicycle

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Everyone is beautiful -Jesus, it's in the bible look it up fegt

HAHAHAH THIS MAN DOESN'T KNOW UNDERTALE!!!! DRAW HIM UNDER A TAIL DUH

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