A dick dragon spewing fire

Happy Meal

I censor you three times!

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Obese, single and desperate, Laura Croft starts doing webcam shows at age 42 to pay her rent.

The 1% tell the poor to fuck off

The Nazis gather their forces in their moon base, waiting for an opportune time to strike planet earth.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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