typical american visits europe to find that it is a land of rolling countrysides and partially colored mountains
a man urinates on the faces of evil
your mother is a mangled reddit alien with multicolo(u)red tentacles and only one leg and one ear
a cat wishes he can haz cheeseburger (I hate myself for typing this description)
a moron trying to play holdem actually goes all-in on a terrible straight chance against open pairs
Hoshii Miki thinking about flowers
a jabberwock from american mcgee's alice beheads a redheaded girl as cloud strife looks on in ambivalence
purple-skinned woman with blonde drillhair exclaims "Wqq!"
a very small mermaid dies in an aquarium
love is a high but it has to come down
you and the Cap'n make it happen
the end of apple