The life and times of a singing cactus

Early mornings are a bitch

Patrick battles Squidward's pedophile 3rd cousin.

Goo Goo Dolls' "Black Balloon"

Zombie in disguise.

Daddy's midlife crisis.

Cannibal King Staff Entrance

Medic has no patients/patience

Magician pulling rainbow scarves out of his mouth.

Hell is, apparently, "rad".

Albino Patriotic Homer Simpson

Calculating the price of a bag of hash browns.