It was like being fucked by a Mack Truck.

A cactus is guzzling antifreeze and wearing a hip tourist T-shirt.

Either the shitty baby does a playboy shoot, or the shitty baby is used in a professional soccer game.

A person with a mighty beard has his life flashing before his eyes... or, rather, the boobs in his life flashing before his eyes.

Toddlers are being fed into a hand cranked machine that grinds them into enchiladas

Investidog is on the case! He may look stupid, but boy is he smart

Earthworm goes through psychological torment

LOOK A MAN IS JUMPING OUT OF THE BUILDING

The pile of vomit has grown hair. And a face. And sentience.

A greaser is flirtin' with a coy pumpkin.

A hip-shaking rumpus maker hypnotizes a ghost with his mad rhythm.

Your new face has finally arrived in the mail!