Average College Student

A giant nose that has removed itself from a body, became evil, captured a female and began rotisserie cooking her over an open campfire.

Pluto is no longer a planet, and therefore can not go to the Universe Dance Party

80's Dentist, complete with 70's cop stache and long flowing blonde hair

Should I touch that ass?

Homestuck, unfortunately.

Zombie Pac-Man

Earth in space

An Airbender cat threatening to kill Nemo the clownfish

A lone red balloon