angelina jolie's leg

massive cawk

it is very dark have you seen my toga

Alien complaining that Earth's atmosphere (very accurately) tastes like flatulence.

buck teeth having an argument with each other

deer on fire

Sit yo $5 ass down befo' I make change.

Yes. A carrot up the ass sounds absolutely delightful.

to infinity and beyond

Advanced laser gun pointing at a parking meter.

Ice man wonderland

Whale with a watermelon hat eats worms.