This may be the spookiest ghost i've ever seen. It's got a rattling chain and a 6 foot floppy pink dong. Everything a ghost needs.

If birds and bees are brought together, it will cause storks to steal your children.

Snooki abducting babies for her secret rape dungeon.

"Yes!" The strawberry said. It worked. He had successfully managed to replace the head of a human being. Time to take over the world.

A big flame with legs. Alternatively a close-up of the head of a burning matchstick.

The escaped convict had managed to perfectly disguise himself as a tank. It's just too bad he did it in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"Haha, that's not the blood of a man i stabbed to death, that's my mother's period blood!" Hans said. His friend was absolutely terrified.

Two three-legged men practicing judo.

The unnatural offspring of an alligator and a brass instrument.

Lance Armstrong racing The Incredible Hulk down Mount Akina on bikes.

Gentlemen.

"This is my tree. There are many like it, but this one's mine."

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