Eggplant?

Anything, and i mean ANYTHING but an eggplant....... please

a seriously over weight purple man, with green hair, oh and he doesnt look very pleased with his fingerless hands

an eggplant inquiring wether or not i am talkiing to him, which i am not, i was talking to the potato

eggy the eggplant

A guy trying to catch a snowflake in his mouth, but to his suprise, it is in fact shit.

EGGPLANT!!!!!!

An eggplant with self esteem issues.

a sad eggplant, :(

eggplant written in the color of eggplant, with blue blobish like object underneath it.

Yellow stuff.

an orange man asking an alien insectoid to marry him, it refuses.