When you try your best, but you don't succeed. Smash your computer down, and watch it bleed.

Simon watches the stoner, who is holding a bong in his hand, sing heavy metal. Simon simply says, with no conviction, "It's a no from me."

Bill Murray is a cat! And his eyes would make great lasagne!

"Quack" he said. "Hssss", replied his therapist with great intentions for Gary's future.

Blue Elvis sings his old hit "Blah Blah Blah"

Ice cube being an ice cube. Deal with it. *glasses slide on*

Viking screams "FIGHT ME YOU BITCH" to that gargoyle statue from Ghostbusters.

We shall all praise the man floating in the wondow of space. We can not speak to him. But we know he's out there.

I watch him, he flies, with his red cape. A mexican man, with a mustache & rad cape jumping beautifully. All I can say is, "HE'S SO GREAT!"

"Bert," said Ernie, tearing up. Bert lit up a cigarette. "I have to tell you something, Bert." Bert smiled. "Bert, you gave me AIDs."

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The little boy had an eternity of darkness in his eyes. How could he look so innocent, but have 3 fingers, and bottomless pits for eyes?