van gogh's lost work: androgynous blonde human being with breasts and oversized canines.

yo man on the real fuck painting a room orange with paintbrushes get a roller or some shit because that paintbrush is fucking bogus yo word

A pine tree offers a man a butterscotch hard candy but unfortunately the man goes super saiyan and must then go save the world.

Coffee, floating in a non-gravitational field, denies the existence of the grim reaper who has taken the form of a dying mouse.

Two "cherries", "ripe" for the "picking" from a "mildly concerned" blue "bush"

A mind-controlling jellyfish has led a man to believe he can take his homework to dinner. There is no happy here.

A topless man with oversized bracelets thinks about that cauliflower he forgot to throw away.

An advanced submarine. Features include a rounded periscope, two AA guns aimed at a 45 degree angle, and a talking whale stuck to the front.

a donutcraving man stands in a doorway, unaware that a large mouth (which has already claimed the life of a gold coin) is about to eat him.

Rilakkuma.

a member of the red team has vandalized a sign, but framed a black man to take the fall for him. the green team looks onward.