De putetu is de sterchy, tooberuos crup frum de perenneel Sulunoom tooberusoom oof zee Sulunecee femeely (elsu knoon es zee neetysheders).

Dooreeng deyteeme-a stooffff I nuteece-a zeere's nu gooerd. Bork bork bork!

Soneek der Hedgyhogger cleems thet eet is mundetury tu heeeghtee yuoor feelocity. Bork bork bork!

MegeKuuseleguupeguup bruke-a unuzeer cheeen. Bork bork bork! Next persun drev vhetefer yuoo vunt. Um de hur de hur de hur.

Und sqooets bure-a me-a becoose-a I em ookee veet thees yuoo better gu poot sume-a pevpev creem oon. Bork bork bork!

Zee purete-a is med thet oonly hees scer is culured! Med med med!

I woman pley tuu oofftee et hees oovn fery juke-a.

Boonch ooff mufeees, nut reelly oon teefee unymure-a, ixceept fur yuoo, vhy dun't ve-a gu oooot? Um de hur de hur de hur.

Thees-a leettle Greezzlefurry is su fery cute!

Nu vunder zee dug's gut seex tues, cluseeble-a iers, streetchyleembers und is leyeeng fery steell oon her teets. Um gesh dee bork, bork!...

Yuoo get tu stert a noo Duudlacheen! Vhet shuoold der neext pleyer drev?

Jeems frum der Teemyrucket dyed hees seedybungy heer peenk.