Your Honor, in my defense she was literally asking for it

Can of Campbell's chicken soup swears that its ingredients are dead

congratulations from a dickwad

donatello in the bushes

an empty shore

A bird with a red hat singing

Jack Frost decides to be a dick this holiday season; freezes boy into giant angel ornament

a nice russian lady

Lonely man just wants to play golf

Let me teach you how to doodle

ginger is not amused

break-it bob