A goddamn fucking pony on a goddamn fucking rainbow, jesus christ.

If your computer screen were actually a mirror

It gets dark out because the sun wears sunglasses

Distracted by hypnosis field

A heartfelt, enthusiastic slaying

EVERYTHING IS SO GODDAMN AMAZING!!!

*sigh* Reddit is here.

a nanosecond before a dude catches an airplane with his nose

DON'T TOUCH RED. If you touch red.... you DIE.

A martini olive is in the last place you'd look.

Reality shows on the moon

Manly Man staring off into the distance