George Lucas shits on his horrible franchise that only an autistic man in his early twenties would actually give a shit about.

A Pixar employee presents his new movie idea to his boss.

An American is crushed by two enormous chicken nuggets.

oh god somebody call captain planet!

god damn do we love jackhammering

a bleach blond redneck with atrocious facial hair implores you to purchase shit

a planeteer flatly declines

a spiky blue turd tells you that you are a pervert

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Barney the Dinosaur demands Joodles

a green x

treble staff with no time signature with a quarter note C in the middle