He's finally here: crashin' for you. He's the first member of the DK jews. Put your hands together if you wanna pray, o m g the desc is gay.

Ned Flanders is hiding something behind his back. The Darkstar rises in the sky behind him, signaling the endtimes.

Look, I know you're confused, so let me make it easy for you. Here, look: my back is turned, how's that? See that deliciously toned rump?

WaveRace Wars

I can make a bettel game wirfout Konarmi - yourr see! Irr show you arr!

I know what you must be thinking.... "Is that horse really going to rape me? His name is RAPE HORSE!" Well I'm gonna let you in on a secret-

All of these sick burns I used on you will be gone, Piglet. Like drops of honey in a beehive. ... Time to die.

WHEN THIS CRYSTAL TRANSPORTER HITS 88 TEARS PER SECOND, WE'RE GONNA SEE SOME SERIOUS SHIT!

And that's the power of my stand: 「B A D」! Get ready to beat it, asshole! SHAMONESHAMONESHAMONESHAMONESHAMONESHAMONE!!!

Buddha's third eye scopes them fat tats

TRNSL: "Cotton Candy Chan, there is a red string connecting our hearts, unless that is actually just more spun sugar on my sleeve."

Nice, Frace: JUST CALL ME SPEED RACER!