I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam-I-Am.

Squidward refuses to use imaginaaaaation.

looks to me like some kind of television set with a feline face. and a sad attempt at spelling something with the xxs brush.

A little monster boy punching himself in the face with a phone in the clenched fist.

To no avail, a plant with protruding genitalia attempts to pick up a feisty female with a 2-liner.

Eye of Sauron needs some Visine...or a woman needs a serious doctor's examination downstairs.

robot bowel movement

complex color relationships

musical note

a ferocious piece of spit-out bubblegum

terrible abstract expressionism

Barney

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