Doodle or Die

Ugly woman with no fashion sense holds a fish that looks like a 50s detective.

A sad man in a fog.

A confused mushroom silhouette.

An old piece of shit car with "Canasain" written on a sign attached to its roof. Smug dude driving.

A mystical blue construction with the star of David on it, with "Monis" scrawled below.

Angel glasses.

The F1 key from a keyboard has become Death with a scythe and noose, almost being struck by lightning

A very poorly formed Christmas tree

Doodle or Die

A dwarf in a batman suit makes up for his unthreatening stature with coarse language.

Doodle or Die

Something that looks like a turd, but most emphatically is NOT a turd. With yellow stink lines.

Doodle or Die

A malformed penis ejaculating a banana.

Doodle or Die

The kind of snail where no neighbourhood kids would get their ball if it went in his yard.

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